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RE: FN-FORUM OT Rant - Do It Yourself!
date posted 18th July 2001 14:48
This??
Upgrade from a girlfriend to a wife .........
Software Engineer writes .............
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
and noticed that the new program began unexpected
child processing that took up a lot of space and
valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was
included in the product brochure.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other
programs and launches during system initialization,
where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Smoking 10.3,Boozing 2.5 and
Saturday Night Pubs 5.0 no longer run, crashing the
system whenever selected. I can not keep Wife 1.0 in
the background while attempting to run some of my
other favorite applications like Night Club 4.3,Dance
'n'Drunk 2.0 and Bachelor Party 7.77.
I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but
the UN-install does not work on this program. Once I
tried to uninstall Wife 1.0 but got this error
'General Protection Fault in module House Security.
The Uninstallation will abort.'Can you help me,
please!!!
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Reply from Tech. Support
Dear Software Engineer,
Ref : Upgrade from a girlfriend to a wife
This is a very common problem men complain about, but
is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people
upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife1.0 with the idea
that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT
program.Wife 1.0 is actually an OPERATING SYSTEM and
designed by its creator to run everything. It is
unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still
convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to
UN-install, delete, or purge Wife 1.0 from the system
once installed.
You can not go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0
is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install
Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more
problems than the original system. Look in your manual
under 'Warnings-Alimony/Child Support' which was given
to you at the time of registration with Wife 1.0.
I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the
situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might
also suggest you read the entire section regarding
General Partnership Faults (GPFs).The best course of
action will be to enter the command
C:APOLOGIZE.
Infact I would suggest u to use this command
everytime Wife 1.0 crashes on your system.Wife 1.0 is
a great program, but very high maintenance.Consider
buying additional software to improve the performance
of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates
5.0 or Movies 4.5 which will improve the performance
of Wife 1.0. Do not, under any circumstances, install
Visual Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a
supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to
cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Recent Survey says that Add-On softwares like Visual
Saree 2.0, Diamond Necklace3.0, A Quick Tour To Temple
1.0 are the best Third Party tools that supports
Wife1.0 program to run smoothly and effectively.
Best of luck.
Tech Support.
HAVE A NICE DAY!
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Unknown Software Engineer.
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Matt Russell
http://www.i-fire.co.uk
i:fire digital media
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: [EMAIL REMOVED]
> [EMAIL REMOVED] Behalf Of Martin Kellie
> Sent: 18 July 2001 14:32
> To: [EMAIL REMOVED]
> Subject: RE: FN-FORUM OT Rant - Do It Yourself!
>
>
> Wife one actually came with three applications! ;-) - versions
> 6F, 7F & 10F
>
> Martin Kellie
> Dream Weavers Home
> ICQ: 11219980
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Neelesh Sonawane [EMAIL REMOVED]
> Sent: 18 July 2001 14:24
> To: [EMAIL REMOVED]
> Subject: Re: FN-FORUM OT Rant - Do It Yourself!
>
> heheehe, reminds me of the Tech Notes for upgrading your
> partner. Was
> hilariaous things like:
> If you have Wife Version 1 Release 2 installed becareful
> when installing
> Mistress versions 1,2 or 3. Wife Version 1 has an autodetect
> routine as
> there are severe incompatibilities between the two
> applications..
>
>
>
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