Re: FN-FORUM OT Rant - Do It Yourself!

date posted 18th July 2001 16:29

Aye! My man.. this is the one.
Excelent
----- Original Message -----
From: "Matt Russell" [EMAIL REMOVED]
To: [EMAIL REMOVED]
Sent: Wednesday, July 18, 2001 2:49 PM
Subject: RE: FN-FORUM OT Rant - Do It Yourself!


> This??
>
>
>
> Upgrade from a girlfriend to a wife .........
>
> Software Engineer writes .............
>
> Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
> and noticed that the new program began unexpected
> child processing that took up a lot of space and
> valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was
> included in the product brochure.
> In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other
> programs and launches during system initialization,
> where it monitors all other system activity.
> Applications such as Smoking 10.3,Boozing 2.5 and
> Saturday Night Pubs 5.0 no longer run, crashing the
> system whenever selected. I can not keep Wife 1.0 in
> the background while attempting to run some of my
> other favorite applications like Night Club 4.3,Dance
> 'n'Drunk 2.0 and Bachelor Party 7.77.
>
> I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but
> the UN-install does not work on this program. Once I
> tried to uninstall Wife 1.0 but got this error
> 'General Protection Fault in module House Security.
> The Uninstallation will abort.'Can you help me,
> please!!!
> -----------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Reply from Tech. Support
> Dear Software Engineer,
> Ref : Upgrade from a girlfriend to a wife
>
> This is a very common problem men complain about, but
> is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people
> upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife1.0 with the idea
> that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT
> program.Wife 1.0 is actually an OPERATING SYSTEM and
> designed by its creator to run everything. It is
> unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still
> convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to
> UN-install, delete, or purge Wife 1.0 from the system
> once installed.
> You can not go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0
> is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install
> Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more
> problems than the original system. Look in your manual
> under 'Warnings-Alimony/Child Support' which was given
>
> to you at the time of registration with Wife 1.0.
>
> I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the
> situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might
> also suggest you read the entire section regarding
> General Partnership Faults (GPFs).The best course of
> action will be to enter the command
> C:APOLOGIZE.
> Infact I would suggest u to use this command
> everytime Wife 1.0 crashes on your system.Wife 1.0 is
> a great program, but very high maintenance.Consider
> buying additional software to improve the performance
> of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates
> 5.0 or Movies 4.5 which will improve the performance
> of Wife 1.0. Do not, under any circumstances, install
> Visual Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a
> supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to
> cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
>
> Recent Survey says that Add-On softwares like Visual
> Saree 2.0, Diamond Necklace3.0, A Quick Tour To Temple
> 1.0 are the best Third Party tools that supports
> Wife1.0 program to run smoothly and effectively.
>
> Best of luck.
> Tech Support.
> HAVE A NICE DAY!
>
>
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
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> --------------
> I know that many Wife 1.0 users have the same problems, which are
mentioned
> above.
> I also had the same difficulties at the beginning.
> The followings are very useful tools to solve that kinds of problems.
>
> KillWife 1.1 (illegal version) : Using this powerful software has been
> strongly prohibited
> in every countries. But, it has been known as the perfect solution to
remove
> Wife 1.0.
> Use it only one time! Do not use it with any other person!
>
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> For the best performance, run this application periodically.
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> your system.
>
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it
> is very peaceful
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> sometimes, it make
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>
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>
> Personally, I do not use any of above. My Wife 1.0 has been working
> correctly in my system so far.
>
>
> Unknown Software Engineer.
>
>
> -------------------------
> Matt Russell
> http://www.i-fire.co.uk
> i:fire digital media
> -------------------------
>
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: [EMAIL REMOVED]
> > [EMAIL REMOVED] Behalf Of Martin Kellie
> > Sent: 18 July 2001 14:32
> > To: [EMAIL REMOVED]
> > Subject: RE: FN-FORUM OT Rant - Do It Yourself!
> >
> >
> > Wife one actually came with three applications! ;-) - versions
> > 6F, 7F & 10F
> >
> > Martin Kellie
> > Dream Weavers Home
> > ICQ: 11219980
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Neelesh Sonawane [EMAIL REMOVED]
> > Sent: 18 July 2001 14:24
> > To: [EMAIL REMOVED]
> > Subject: Re: FN-FORUM OT Rant - Do It Yourself!
> >
> > heheehe, reminds me of the Tech Notes for upgrading your
> > partner. Was
> > hilariaous things like:
> > If you have Wife Version 1 Release 2 installed becareful
> > when installing
> > Mistress versions 1,2 or 3. Wife Version 1 has an autodetect
> > routine as
> > there are severe incompatibilities between the two
> > applications..
> >
> >
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