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RE: FN-FORUM OT - Windaz 2000
date posted 7th August 2001 18:52
wasn't "come by year" something to do with a boy scout lyric ??
Regards
Darren Spink
http://www.arkad.leeds.co.uk
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Sent: 07 August 2001 19:20
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Subject: RE: FN-FORUM OT - Windaz 2000
Come by year cause I can beat the lot of yez...
Cardiff born and Yorkshire bred [Scarborough],
Strong in the arm and Shite in the head... :o)
Damian.
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Damian Jauregui
Everlone Limited
http://www.everlone.com
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I thought those were leeks--we have to barricade the doors against rogue
leeks round here...
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Kathy
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DNRC Minister for Useful but Irritating Information and Trivia
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----- Original Message -----
From: "Paul J White" [EMAIL REMOVED]
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Sent: 07 August 2001 12:41
Subject: Re: FN-FORUM OT - Windaz 2000
> Very good Kathy! I was going to point out that we have marrahs, but
reckoned
> those soft southerners would mistake them for large vegetables.....
>
> Paul
>
> ----- Original Message -----
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> Sent: Tuesday, August 07, 2001 11:54 AM
> Subject: Re: FN-FORUM OT - Windaz 2000
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>
> > Can't remember if we're allowed attachments. If we are, you should
find
> > a picture of the outside of Microsoft Word for Blondes
> >
> > Kathy
> >
> > BTW My Network Places is Me Marrahs
> >
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: "John Brunsdon" [EMAIL REMOVED]
> > To: [EMAIL REMOVED]
> > Sent: 07 August 2001 11:32
> > Subject: Re: FN-FORUM OT - Windaz 2000
> >
> >
> > > Great, Lindsey, now let's have some jokes about women!
> > >
> > > John
> > >
> > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > From: "Lindsey Hill" [EMAIL REMOVED]
> > > To: "freelancers" [EMAIL REMOVED]
> > > Sent: Tuesday, August 07, 2001 11:10 AM
> > > Subject: FN-FORUM OT - Windaz 2000
> > >
> > >
> > > > Thought you guys might find this funny!
> > > >
> > > > Microsoft Announcement:
> > > > It has come to the attention of Microsoft that several copies
of a
> > > Geordie
> > > > version of Windows 2000, otherwise known as Windaz Too
Thoosand,
> > may have
> > > > accidentally been shipped out of Newcastle.
> > > > If you have one of the Newcastle editions you may need some help
> > > > understanding the commands. You will be able to tell
immediately if
> > you
> > > > have a copy of Windaz 2000 by the egg-timer being replaced by a
> > bottle of
> > > > Brown Ale.
> > > > Also note:
> > > > The recycle bin is labelled " S h i t e "
> > > > Dialup network is called "Me mates"
> > > > Control Panel is known as "How we fook aboot wi the settins" The
> > > > hard drive is referred to as "Big disk wi aall me stuff on
it"
> > > >
> > > > Other features to note:
> > > > Ok - Alreet
> > > > Cancel - Fook that
> > > > Yes - Aye
> > > > No - Nee fookin chance
> > > > Goto - Owa there
> > > > Help - Ah cannit dee it
> > > > Personal folder/My Documents - Me s h i t e
> > > >
> > > > Windaz 2000 does not recognise capital letters or punctuation
marks.
> > > > Applications exclusive to Windaz 2000
> > > > Tipe Rita - a word processor
> > > > Cullarin book - a graphics package
> > > > Addin masheen - a calculator
> > > > Dole 2000 - accounting software
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > --
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