Re: FN-FORUM OT - Windaz 2000

date posted 7th August 2001 18:59

Southern woofter,

Bob.
Aberdeen. (Now thats North my friend)
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----- Original Message -----
From: Damian Jauregui [EMAIL REMOVED]
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Sent: Tuesday, August 07, 2001 7:20 PM
Subject: RE: FN-FORUM OT - Windaz 2000


> Come by year cause I can beat the lot of yez...
>
> Cardiff born and Yorkshire bred [Scarborough],
>
> Strong in the arm and Shite in the head... :o)
>
> Damian.
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> Damian Jauregui
> Everlone Limited
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: [EMAIL REMOVED]
> [EMAIL REMOVED] On Behalf Of Vendetta Sales
> and Admin
> Sent: Tuesday, August 07, 2001 4:38 PM
> To: [EMAIL REMOVED]
> Subject: Re: FN-FORUM OT - Windaz 2000
>
>
> I thought those were leeks--we have to barricade the doors against rogue
> leeks round here...
> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
> Kathy
> http://www.vendetta.co.uk
> DNRC Minister for Useful but Irritating Information and Trivia
> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Paul J White" [EMAIL REMOVED]
> To: [EMAIL REMOVED]
> Sent: 07 August 2001 12:41
> Subject: Re: FN-FORUM OT - Windaz 2000
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>
> > Very good Kathy! I was going to point out that we have marrahs, but
> reckoned
> > those soft southerners would mistake them for large vegetables.....
> >
> > Paul
> >
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: "Vendetta Sales and Admin" [EMAIL REMOVED]
> > To: [EMAIL REMOVED]
> > Sent: Tuesday, August 07, 2001 11:54 AM
> > Subject: Re: FN-FORUM OT - Windaz 2000
> >
> >
> > > Can't remember if we're allowed attachments. If we are, you should
> find
> > > a picture of the outside of Microsoft Word for Blondes
> > >
> > > Kathy
> > >
> > > BTW My Network Places is Me Marrahs
> > >
> > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > From: "John Brunsdon" [EMAIL REMOVED]
> > > To: [EMAIL REMOVED]
> > > Sent: 07 August 2001 11:32
> > > Subject: Re: FN-FORUM OT - Windaz 2000
> > >
> > >
> > > > Great, Lindsey, now let's have some jokes about women!
> > > >
> > > > John
> > > >
> > > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > > From: "Lindsey Hill" [EMAIL REMOVED]
> > > > To: "freelancers" [EMAIL REMOVED]
> > > > Sent: Tuesday, August 07, 2001 11:10 AM
> > > > Subject: FN-FORUM OT - Windaz 2000
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > > Thought you guys might find this funny!
> > > > >
> > > > > Microsoft Announcement:
> > > > > It has come to the attention of Microsoft that several copies
> of a
> > > > Geordie
> > > > > version of Windows 2000, otherwise known as Windaz Too
> Thoosand,
> > > may have
> > > > > accidentally been shipped out of Newcastle.
> > > > > If you have one of the Newcastle editions you may need some help
>
> > > > > understanding the commands. You will be able to tell
> immediately if
> > > you
> > > > > have a copy of Windaz 2000 by the egg-timer being replaced by a
> > > bottle of
> > > > > Brown Ale.
> > > > > Also note:
> > > > > The recycle bin is labelled " S h i t e "
> > > > > Dialup network is called "Me mates"
> > > > > Control Panel is known as "How we fook aboot wi the settins" The
>
> > > > > hard drive is referred to as "Big disk wi aall me stuff on
> it"
> > > > >
> > > > > Other features to note:
> > > > > Ok - Alreet
> > > > > Cancel - Fook that
> > > > > Yes - Aye
> > > > > No - Nee fookin chance
> > > > > Goto - Owa there
> > > > > Help - Ah cannit dee it
> > > > > Personal folder/My Documents - Me s h i t e
> > > > >
> > > > > Windaz 2000 does not recognise capital letters or punctuation
> marks.
> > > > > Applications exclusive to Windaz 2000
> > > > > Tipe Rita - a word processor
> > > > > Cullarin book - a graphics package
> > > > > Addin masheen - a calculator
> > > > > Dole 2000 - accounting software
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > --
> > > > > Lindsey Hill
> > > > > www.apperleydesign.co.uk
> > > > >
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