OT scottish

date posted 6th January 2002 03:28

kerr-ist, i always though the welsh had problems over the english having
once burnt down every building in wales, but after tonight i award the Not
Quite Getting Over Getting Your Arse Being Kicked (Mel Gibson Movies
Nonwithstanding) Award to our scottish friends.

i merely declined a scottish fiver (not actually being official legal tender
in england and wales) in a ye olde pizza shoppe and got some claymore
wielding bint giving me the full william wallace. i tried reason (not
terribly effective while drunk) which worked slightly less than my spaceship
made of tinfoil when i was 8 (that at least took off for all of 30 seconds,
not quite enough to achieve orbit but the thought was there).

and in the words of samuel pepys, and so to bed.