Fw: FN-FORUM Friday OT joke

date posted 18th January 2002 15:30

One to make the boys scream...!

> > >
> > >
> > >On a flight to Chicago, a gentleman had made several attempts to get
> > >into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. The flight
> > >attendant noticed his predicament. "Sir, she said, "You may use the
> > >ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the
wall."
> > >
> > >He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he
> > >had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW,
> > >WA, PP and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He
> > >couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his
> > >bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have
> > >nice things like this.
> > >Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air
> > >replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this
stopped,
> > >he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding
> > >a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure. The
> > >ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.
> > >When the powder puff completed it's pleasure, he couldn't wait to push
> > >the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. Next thing He
> > >knew he was in a hospital as soon as he opened his eyes. A nurse was
> > >staring down at him with a smirk on her face. "What happened?!" he
> > >exclaimed. "You pushed one too many buttons," replied the nurse. "The
> > >last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is
> > >under your pillow."
> > >
> > >
>> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Neelesh" [EMAIL REMOVED]
> To: [EMAIL REMOVED]
> Sent: Friday, January 18, 2002 12:31 PM
> Subject: FN-FORUM Friday OT joke
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> > Think we had a similar panda one recently so though i'd post this
> variation:
> >
> > A koala bear and a hooker go back to her place and they get undressed.
> > > >
> > > > The koala bear goes down on the hooker for 3 hours straight. She has
> > > > multiple orgasms!!! After 3 hours he stops, gets up and puts on
> > > > his little koala clothes. The woman is hanging back huffing and
> puffing
> > > from
> > > > exhaustion.
> > > >
> > > > "Oh God, that was great! Now I need my money."
> > > > The koala bear just looks at her and shrugs.
> > > > Then the hooker says, "No, I need my money. I'm a hooker and this is
> > how I make a living."
> > > >
> > > > The koala bear just looks at her and continues to put on his
clothes.
> > ä 1/8
> > > >
> > > > Then the hooker gets up and runs to the bookshelf, grabs a
dictionary
> > > and
> > > > thumbs through it to "hooker." She hands it to the koala bear and it
> > > reads: "HOOKER: person who has sex for money."
> > > >
> > > > Then the koala bear turns the page to "koala bear" and walks out the
> > > door.
> > > > The hooker reads: "KOALA BEAR: Eats Bushes and Leaves.
> >
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