RE: FN-FORUM 2 Urgent Requirements OT - for a larf?

date posted 22nd January 2002 13:50

A stranger walks into the crowded bar, a sudden silence and all heads turn
and stare.

"Who wants a job?" he says "pay's not good but if you do it well there's
better work in the future".

"Who's asking?" said the tall handsome cowboy in the white hat.

"Not gonna tell ya, ya don't need to know" said the stranger.

The crowd drew back, some hid behind tables.

"I don't like the sound of this" said the barkeep, sending the boy for the
sherrif.

"come on" said white hat "you can't expect us to trust you with that
attitude"

"If my word ain't enough, you're a bunch of no hopers" says the stranger,
his hand hovering closer to his gun.

"weeellll" said white hat, drawing breath through gritted teeth. "we don't
like your sort round here, give me one good reason why we don't run you
outta town...."

The townswoman screamed and ran from the bar.

The circle grew bigger, the crowd held their breath.

and then.......