OT: a geography lesson

date posted 10th May 2002 14:42

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>The Geography of a Woman:
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>Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia.
>She is Half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bush land
>around the fertile deltas.
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>Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan.
>Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially
>with countries with cash or cars.
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>Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain.
>Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.
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>Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina.
>She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm
>and desirable place to visit.
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>Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq.
>She lost the War and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction
>is now necessary.
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>Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada.
>Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the
>frigid climate keeps people away.
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>Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia.
>With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.
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>After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan.
>Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
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>The Geography of a Man:
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>Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick.
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