Re: FN-FORUM OT Monitor burn

date posted 12th September 2002 17:46

Paddy Englishman, Paddy Irishman and Paddy Scotsman were stowing away on a
ship.

While hiding in the storage area, they heard voices approaching.

They quickly decided that they all had to hide and jumped into some nearby
sacks.

Two men entered the storage area.

"I'm sure I heard something" said one. "Let's check these sacks".

Kicking the first one, Paddy Englishman, who was inside, made a dog
impression. "Woof Woof!"

"It's okay", said the man, "that's just a sack of dogs".

The man kicked the second sack, containing Paddy Scotsman.

"Miow Miow!"

"Oh, that's just a sack of cats."

He kicked the third sack, which contained Paddy Irishman.

"Potatoes!"

I am Irish and can assure you, I'm far from thick but this makes a good
joke! If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?? I don't take
it personally!

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