Re: FN-FORUM [OT] Happy New Year

date posted 1st January 2003 10:30

Hehehehehehe. You sad bugger :-)

Have a good un. one and all, hope your hangover's not too nasty.


On Tuesday, December 31, 2002, at 04:18 PM, Em wrote:

> In an effort to be politically correct the following wish of the season
> is offered to you:
>
> Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes
> for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
> non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice
> holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
> religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
> choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
> traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
> secular traditions at all . . .
>
> And a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
> uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
> calendar year 2003, but not without due respect for the calendars of
> choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped
> make Britain great (not to imply that Britain is necessarily greater
> than any other country), and without regard to the race, creed, color,
> age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or
> sexual preference of the wishee.
>
> (By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This
> greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
> transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
> promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
> her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is
> revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted
> to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for
> a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday
> greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement
> of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the
> wisher.)
>
> :-)
>
> Em & Paul
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