Re: FN-FORUM: Nigerian Scams -Rant by a Nigerian

date posted 6th June 2003 17:20

>>> Calm down love. How's about a nice cup of tea?
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>> LOL. Reminds me of a salesman who rang me the other day :
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>> "Hello luv. Is the boss in?"
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>> How far do you think he got with that opening line?!
>
> hehe... did you resist the temptation to make the f*cker squirm?

Well, he seemed a little tongue-tied when I said in my snottiest voice
"Yes, its the boss speaking, can I help you?"

I should have just put him on hold for half an hour while I filed my
nails!


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