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Freelancers Forum Messages on Tuesday June 1st 2004

Re: FN-FORUM: Problem with SQL Server client tools

date posted 1st June 2004 23:56

Thanks for the link Andy. Hmmmm, this connection was fine until now, I last used Enterprise manager on Friday and things were fine then, so it must have been since Friday that they decided to block...

RE: FN-FORUM: Problem with SQL Server client tools

date posted 1st June 2004 23:45

MS SQL Server normally operates on port 1433... you could try telnetting to your server on port 1433 to see if there is a response. To get round it, you might try changing your SQL servers TCP port to...

Re: FN-FORUM: Problem with SQL Server client tools

date posted 1st June 2004 23:44

subStudio Freelancers wrote: > Just loaded up Enterprise manager and tried to connect to a remote > database, having the same problems, and I am on NTL. What error message > do you get? ntl have *...

Re: FN-FORUM: OT - tuesday fun - camera killer

date posted 1st June 2004 23:32

Yeah good idea, I'll go buy myself a motorised pram from mothercare. Don't you read the papers? Best Regards D Thomas http://www.thomas-design.co.uk [EMAIL REMOVED] t - 0870 162 0723 ----- Origin...

Re: FN-FORUM: Problem with SQL Server client tools

date posted 1st June 2004 23:13

Hi John, Just loaded up Enterprise manager and tried to connect to a remote database, having the same problems, and I am on NTL. What error message do you get? C subStudio W: http://www.substudio...

Re: FN-FORUM: enterprise manager

date posted 1st June 2004 23:09

Are you using a local system account for the MSSQLSERVER service? Start Menu > Admin tools > services > MSSQLSERVER double click select Log On tab Might want to check you are using a valid account...

FN-FORUM: Problem with SQL Server client tools

date posted 1st June 2004 22:42

I am having a problem with my SQL Server enterprise manager tool - I dont seem to be able to connect to any of my external databases -one which is definately on as the website is still working. There...

Re: FN-FORUM: OT ...for the chairman of the bored.. yafg

date posted 1st June 2004 22:34

rich wrote: > this is a bit dull really but anyway ... no men beating off dogs either... > sorry Dan. > > http://www.xeron.org/cosas/bowman/bowmanf.html > > rich Heh - it may not have canine knobf...

FN-FORUM: OT ...for the chairman of the bored.. yafg

date posted 1st June 2004 22:19

this is a bit dull really but anyway ... no men beating off dogs either... sorry Dan. http://www.xeron.org/cosas/bowman/bowmanf.html rich...

RE: FN-FORUM: Sound gone screwy

date posted 1st June 2004 20:30

Make use of the System Restore utility on XP and roll back to a previous restore point. Making a new one first of course. The other thing it could be apart from the stuff already mentioned is a nasty...

FN-FORUM: SMS alerts from servers.

date posted 1st June 2004 19:54

Anyone got good pointers on setting up Linux boxen to send you SMS=20 alerts when there's a problem?...

Re: FN-FORUM: grumble of the day.. windows restarts

date posted 1st June 2004 19:07

On Tuesday 01 Jun 2004 5:50 pm, Derek Almond wrote: > I had to see why, apparently its because it contains a swastika > symbol,... What's next , no crosses in case they offend Muslims ? (ye= s > I...

Re: FN-FORUM: Photography

date posted 1st June 2004 18:40

on 1/6/04 12:19 pm, Paul Summers at [EMAIL REMOVED] wrote: >=20 > Hi All >=20 > Just a quick question, I have a friend who is a fantastic photographer - > I'm not talking oh your pics are nice, I mea...

Re: FN-FORUM: Totally and utterly OT - fog on the tyne

date posted 1st June 2004 17:56

On Tuesday 01 Jun 2004 4:06 pm, Luke Perman wrote: > On 1 Jun 2004, at 15:46, Dom wrote: > > > > It'll be my 18th. Or 17th - dunno if I made it back in 1992. > > made it back from Strawberry Fair??...

Re: FN-FORUM: grumble of the day.. windows restarts

date posted 1st June 2004 17:31

Derek Almond wrote: > >Is this really a critical update ? > > > exactly.. I've always classed critical updates as those that might fix security vulnerabilities... but come on.. a font? stupid. --...

Re: FN-FORUM: OT - tuesday fun - camera killer

date posted 1st June 2004 17:27

On 1 Jun 2004, at 17:16, Thomas Design wrote: > > I'm doing my bit, got myself a snooper to warn me of all the 'accident > blackspots' as their affectionately known to the theiving b****** alternat...

RE: FN-FORUM: grumble of the day.. windows restarts

date posted 1st June 2004 17:24

------------------------------------ This item updates the Bookshelf Symbol 7 font included in some Microsoft products. The font has been found to contain unacceptable symbols. After you install this...

RE: FN-FORUM: grumble of the day.. windows restarts

date posted 1st June 2004 17:22

Craig Tinson wrote on 01 June 2004 17:41: > > > from a WindowsUpdate: > > ------------------------------------ > This item updates the Bookshelf Symbol 7 font included in some > Microsoft products...

FN-FORUM: grumble of the day.. windows restarts

date posted 1st June 2004 17:15

from a WindowsUpdate: ------------------------------------ This item updates the Bookshelf Symbol 7 font included in some Microsoft products. The font has been found to contain unacceptable symbol...

Re: FN-FORUM: Monday(ish) funny

date posted 1st June 2004 16:58

Aaron Brailsford wrote: > Well, it feels like a Monday.. Maybe this will brighten your day; > > http://www.b3ta.com/questions/mini_cabs_from_hell/ Quote: > When we finally got back to the campsite, t...

Re: FN-FORUM: OT - tuesday fun - camera killer

date posted 1st June 2004 16:50

I'm doing my bit, got myself a snooper to warn me of all the 'accident blackspots' as their affectionately known to the theiving b****** Best Regards D Thomas http://www.thomas-design.co.uk [EMAIL...

FN-FORUM: OT - Animals on the underground

date posted 1st June 2004 16:48

http://www.animalsontheunderground.com/...

FN-FORUM: Monday(ish) funny

date posted 1st June 2004 16:40

Well, it feels like a Monday.. Maybe this will brighten your day; http://www.b3ta.com/questions/mini_cabs_from_hell/...

FN-FORUM: enterprise manager

date posted 1st June 2004 16:39

OOPS - I meant 2000 not 2003 Pam...

FN-FORUM: enterprise manager

date posted 1st June 2004 16:37

Hi, I have just loaded sqlserver 2003 onto my 2nd PC but I am getting a login failure when I try and start the service or try and open LOCAL in enterprise manager. Has anyone got any ideas please...

RE: FN-FORUM: Quick PDF check

date posted 1st June 2004 16:16

Matt Burns wrote on 01 June 2004 15:56: > > Still opens in DWMX here :-/ although it looks like a valid PDF. > > I think if you manage to send a .pdf filename, it'll open as expected. > > Matt > >...

Re: FN-FORUM: image - size of an elephant

date posted 1st June 2004 15:51

Luke P wrote: >and more importantly IMHO designing properly for the task at hand - >rather than using widgets simply cos they look pretty. Here here! If there's no concept to it then you are as low d...

Re: FN-FORUM: OT - tuesday fun - camera killer

date posted 1st June 2004 15:41

Ron wrote: > > Drive by shootings! Deatch to the speed cameras! > Death even! Ron...

Re: FN-FORUM: Totally and utterly OT - fog on the tyne

date posted 1st June 2004 15:40

On 1 Jun 2004, at 15:46, Dom wrote: > On Monday 31 May 2004 11:42 pm, Luke Perman wrote: > >> hey, anyone going to Strawberry Fair next Saturday??? > > It'll be my 18th. Or 17th - dunno if I made it...

FN-FORUM: OT - tuesday fun - camera killer

date posted 1st June 2004 15:32

Drive by shootings! Deatch to the speed cameras! http://www.galaxygraphics.co.uk/ck2.php Flash Game Ron...

Re: FN-FORUM: Quick PDF check

date posted 1st June 2004 15:30

Dominic Allkins wrote: > > Afternoon all > > Anyone got a few secs just to check this > > http://smwebsite.no-ip.com/dev/pdf/detailedresults6.asp?calcid=11 Still opens in DWMX here :-/ although i...

Re: FN-FORUM: Sound gone screwy

date posted 1st June 2004 15:29

No reinstall of OS should be needed, you should be able to remove the offending devices drivers, reboot and let it reinstall and find it place correctly. I am an NT/2000 expert so an XP user out there...

Re: FN-FORUM: Totally and utterly OT - fog on the tyne

date posted 1st June 2004 15:21

On Monday 31 May 2004 11:42 pm, Luke Perman wrote: > hey, anyone going to Strawberry Fair next Saturday??? It'll be my 18th. Or 17th - dunno if I made it back in 1992....

Re: FN-FORUM: image - size of an elephant

date posted 1st June 2004 15:21

On 1 Jun 2004, at 11:55, Tony Crockford wrote: > What we really need are the visually creative designers who can grasp > the new functionality of accessibility and then the marriage will be > compl...

RE: FN-FORUM: have a look at this.. interesting stuff..

date posted 1st June 2004 15:04

Their was also a very good film called: "Pirates of Silicon Valley" I am sure many on here have seen it, it is about the rise and fight between Bill Gates and Steve Jobs, an excellent film!! Dare...

RE: FN-FORUM: Sound gone screwy

date posted 1st June 2004 14:54

>Could plug and play have moved it (or some other hardware), so they are >sharing a DMA channel or IRQ ? >Have you done any fiddling around with other drivers recently ? >Did the original fault coinc...

Re: FN-FORUM: Sound gone screwy

date posted 1st June 2004 14:47

Could plug and play have moved it (or some other hardware), so they are sharing a DMA channel or IRQ ? Have you done any fiddling around with other drivers recently ? Did the original fault coincide w...

RE: FN-FORUM: Sound gone screwy

date posted 1st June 2004 14:41

Meant to say Toshiba Tecra S1, Win XP Pro Tried updating sound card driver etc Damon -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL REMOVED] [EMAIL REMOVED] On Behalf Of Tony Crockford Sent: 01 June 2004...

Re: FN-FORUM: have a look at this.. interesting stuff..

date posted 1st June 2004 14:40

On 31 May 2004, at 08:47, Joe Pritchard wrote: > > Very cool stuff! > > If you ever find a copy, take a look at Robert Cringely's book - > 'Accidental > Empires : How the boys of Silicon Valley mak...

Re: FN-FORUM: Sound gone screwy

date posted 1st June 2004 14:37

At 14:52 on Tuesday, 01 Jun 2004, Damon Birch wrote: > > > My laptop has developed a problem > > Sound seams to be slowed down. Everything CD / Live Steaming / MP3 / > Even the windows twang comes ou...

FN-FORUM: Sound gone screwy

date posted 1st June 2004 14:27

My laptop has developed a problem Sound seams to be slowed down. Everything CD / Live Steaming / MP3 / Even the windows twang comes out slow so several octaves lower than it should. It used to work,...

RE: FN-FORUM: Photography

date posted 1st June 2004 14:22

Paul Summers wrote: > So... She actaully just joined the police but I'm trying to > convince her to look at taking her hobby a little further > with a view to eventually being able to leave the poli...

Re: FN-FORUM: Photography

date posted 1st June 2004 14:16

Aaron Brailsford wrote: > Whoops.. %s/Newcastle/Liverpool/& > > Aaron :) Aah - don't be so hard on yourself. An easy mistake to make. They're both in Devon, after all. --...

RE: FN-FORUM: Photography

date posted 1st June 2004 14:16

Aaron Brailsford wrote on 01 June 2004 14:37: > On Tue, Jun 01, 2004 at 12:14:30PM -0000, Paul J White wrote: >> Who's that and where in Newcastle? > > Whoops.. %s/Newcastle/Liverpool/& > > Aaron...

RE: FN-FORUM: Quick PDF check

date posted 1st June 2004 14:12

Darren Foster wrote on 01 June 2004 13:58: > Dominic wrote..... > > Been racing (Three Rivers Race this w/e)......... > > So what ya race on? Racing a Yare & Bure One Design (more commonly known a...

Re: FN-FORUM: Photography

date posted 1st June 2004 14:11

On Tue, Jun 01, 2004 at 12:14:30PM -0000, Paul J White wrote: > Who's that and where in Newcastle? Whoops.. %s/Newcastle/Liverpool/& Slightly out with my geography there it seems, and she's in Liver...

FN-FORUM: Slightly OT...any excel wizards?

date posted 1st June 2004 14:09

Afternoon all, anybody a wiz on excel, or at least knows there way around it better than me (not difficult I know!!). OK, I have a pricelist cum brochure in excel from one supplier. Very nice it is...

Re: FN-FORUM: OT - hades the walking wounded...

date posted 1st June 2004 14:00

Aaron Brailsford wrote: > You wouldn't be saying that when the lady vet was trying to shove a cold > thermometer up your arse ;) > > > Keep that thermometer away from me... Can't see owt wrong wit...

RE: FN-FORUM: Quick PDF check

date posted 1st June 2004 13:32

Dominic wrote..... Been racing (Three Rivers Race this w/e)......... So what ya race on? I used to race on a Whitbread 50 (Maiden yes the girly boat!) and swan 50. Daz!...

Re: FN-FORUM: Long shot, but.. anyone know Notes?

date posted 1st June 2004 13:32

On Tue, Jun 01, 2004 at 11:06:57AM -0000, Richard Harfst wrote: > http://www-10.lotus.com/ldd/today.nsf/0/002143d1c36d9c47852568b3004b16df?Ope > nDocument I spotted that one and had a read through -...

Re: FN-FORUM: Quick PDF check

date posted 1st June 2004 13:28

On Tue, Jun 01, 2004 at 12:01:52PM -0000, Dominic Allkins wrote: > Afternoon all Damn - no wonder I feel hungry! Where'd the morning go?? > http://smwebsite.no-ip.com/dev/pdf/detailedresults6.asp?ca...

RE: FN-FORUM: Quick PDF check

date posted 1st June 2004 13:15

Damon Birch wrote on 01 June 2004 13:29: >> http://smwebsite.no-ip.com/dev/pdf/detailedresults6.asp?calcid=3D11 >=20 > OK on XP/IE6/Laptop performing like a dog today >=20 > Which chart tool did you...

RE: FN-FORUM: Quick PDF check

date posted 1st June 2004 13:03

>http://smwebsite.no-ip.com/dev/pdf/detailedresults6.asp?calcid=11 OK on XP/IE6/Laptop performing like a dog today Which chart tool did you go for? Damon...

RE: FN-FORUM: Quick PDF check

date posted 1st June 2004 13:03

Thanks to all who checked. Much appreciated. Dominic...

RE: FN-FORUM: Quick PDF check

date posted 1st June 2004 12:51

Karl Bunyan wrote: > I get a nice looking PDF downloaded to my hard drive and an > 'Action cancelled' message in IE6/XP. Worked fine for me (IE6/XP) - a bit slow to load (20+secs on broadband), but...

Re: FN-FORUM: Photography

date posted 1st June 2004 12:49

Aaron Brailsford wrote: > Whereabouts is she based? I only know one art dealer, and she's in (I think) > Newcastle.. > Who's that and where in Newcastle? Paul (just curious to see if I've heard of...

Re: FN-FORUM: Quick PDF check

date posted 1st June 2004 12:47

Andy Stafford wrote: > Dominic Allkins wrote: > >> Anyone got a few secs just to check this >> http://smwebsite.no-ip.com/dev/pdf/detailedresults6.asp?calcid=11 > > Worked for me - IE6/XP > Did se...

RE: FN-FORUM: Quick PDF check

date posted 1st June 2004 12:44

All seems OK IE6 WinXP -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL REMOVED] [EMAIL REMOVED] On Behalf Of Dominic Allkins Sent: 01 June 2004 13:02 To: FN-FORUM / [EMAIL REMOVED] Subject: FN-FORUM: Quick...

RE: FN-FORUM: Quick PDF check

date posted 1st June 2004 12:43

I get a nice looking PDF downloaded to my hard drive and an 'Action cancelled' message in IE6/XP. Karl > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL REMOVED] [EMAIL REMOVED] On > Behalf Of Dominic Al...

Re: FN-FORUM: Quick PDF check

date posted 1st June 2004 12:40

Dominic Allkins wrote: > Anyone got a few secs just to check this > > http://smwebsite.no-ip.com/dev/pdf/detailedresults6.asp?calcid=11 Worked for me - IE6/XP Did seem a bit sluggish though - migh...

RE: FN-FORUM: Quick PDF check

date posted 1st June 2004 12:39

Works a treat in Mozilla! Daz!...

RE: FN-FORUM: Quick PDF check

date posted 1st June 2004 12:39

Yep all fine Mike > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL REMOVED] [EMAIL REMOVED] Behalf Of Dominic > Allkins > Sent: 01 June 2004 14:02 > To: FN-FORUM / [EMAIL REMOVED] > Subject: FN-FORUM: Qu...

FN-FORUM: Quick PDF check

date posted 1st June 2004 12:36

Afternoon all Anyone got a few secs just to check this http://smwebsite.no-ip.com/dev/pdf/detailedresults6.asp?calcid=11 Ta Dominic...

Re: FN-FORUM: Photography

date posted 1st June 2004 12:29

On Tue, Jun 01, 2004 at 11:20:37AM -0000, Paul Summers wrote: > Does anyone know of a submission process for people like Getty Images or > Digital Vision? If they're 'arty' pictures then maybe it wou...

Re: FN-FORUM: OT - hades the walking wounded...

date posted 1st June 2004 12:28

On Tue, Jun 01, 2004 at 11:32:22AM -0000, Andy Bloice wrote: > >>>http://www.jjas-it.co.uk/Dogpaw/ > I've left a digital camera with them (lady vet today, very nice too - oh > to be a dog!!!), they...

Re: FN-FORUM: Photography

date posted 1st June 2004 12:17

Also http://www.istockpro.com, for higher payout....... On 1 Jun 2004 11:27:20 -0000, Tony Crockford wrote: > >At 12:20 on Tuesday, 01 Jun 2004, Paul Summers wrote: > > >>Does anyone know of a submis...

RE: FN-FORUM: Photography

date posted 1st June 2004 12:12

Ohh I dunno the police need pics of dismembered bodies too you know. Although you might wanna show her this link I reckon it makes interesting reading... http://www.ephotozine.com/freelance/ Lots o...

RE: FN-FORUM: Photography

date posted 1st June 2004 12:11

If she wants to make a living on them do not go the stock photo route. Alan...

RE: FN-FORUM: Prince2 any good ?

date posted 1st June 2004 12:10

Ken Mcewan wrote: > Got the option of being paid for a job with a training course > and exams for Prince2 foundation and practitioner, full price > is about 3 times the jobs worth, so a bit tempted...

Re: FN-FORUM: OT - hades the walking wounded...

date posted 1st June 2004 12:06

Andy Bloice wrote: > > Aaron Brailsford wrote: > >> On Tue, Jun 01, 2004 at 09:32:39AM -0000, Andy Bloice wrote: >> >>> http://www.jjas-it.co.uk/Dogpaw/ >> >> >> >> Awwww.. doggie.. >> >> But serio...

Re: FN-FORUM: Photography

date posted 1st June 2004 12:02

At 12:20 on Tuesday, 01 Jun 2004, Paul Summers wrote: > Does anyone know of a submission process for people like Getty Images or > Digital Vision? istockphoto.com has a simple process. you give aw...

FN-FORUM: Photography

date posted 1st June 2004 11:55

Hi All Just a quick question, I have a friend who is a fantastic photographer - I'm not talking oh your pics are nice, I mean really, really impressive... She spent a summer traveling round the US a...

FN-FORUM: Perforce

date posted 1st June 2004 11:50

Hi all Having trouble with Perforce and VS.net. I'm trying to build a multi-project solution in VS.net. All the files are within my local workspace. 6 of the projects build fine but I'm getting er...

RE: FN-FORUM: Long shot, but.. anyone know Notes?

date posted 1st June 2004 11:41

> Despite much juggling of all the timezone settings in Notes > and Win98, the only thing that seemed to 'work' (in a > fashion) was to set the clock on the PC back an hour! Not pretty.. > > Anyone...

Re: FN-FORUM: image - size of an elephant

date posted 1st June 2004 11:37

>I think the biggest stumbling block is that the wysiwyg tools still don't >create "excellent" function (yet) Yep. That's what I'm waiting for....

Re: FN-FORUM: image - size of an elephant

date posted 1st June 2004 11:31

At 11:35 on Tuesday, 01 Jun 2004, Dan Cook wrote: > >> what part of that do you disagree with? > > Well, you say that design=form+function but sometimes you give the > impression that 'function'(in t...

RE: FN-FORUM: Grrrr..... bl**dy banks

date posted 1st June 2004 11:26

There was a programme on TV a week or so ago about this - apparently Sweden (I think) recently had a change forced upon them and transfers between different banks now occur within a matter of hours....

FN-FORUM: Webtrends experience anyone?

date posted 1st June 2004 11:15

Can anyone with experience of setting up Webtrends on large-ish sites and able to get into central London get in touch off-list: [EMAIL REMOVED] Cheers, Karl...

Re: FN-FORUM: image - size of an elephant

date posted 1st June 2004 11:12

At 11:28 on Tuesday, 01 Jun 2004, Dan Cook wrote: > > Tony Wrote> If I've read you correctly this time I think we agree > totally. > > Bugger. I love a good argument *cough* sorry........debate!...

Re: FN-FORUM: image - size of an elephant

date posted 1st June 2004 11:10

> what part of that do you disagree with? Well, you say that design=form+function but sometimes you give the impression that 'function'(in terms of backend) is enough alone. Although the backend of...

RE: FN-FORUM: Grrrr..... bl**dy banks

date posted 1st June 2004 11:07

Abbey National does do instant bank transfers between most types of accounts. My partner and myself do so on a regular basis and the money is available instantly. I now pay all bills through my bank...

FN-FORUM: Mac updates

date posted 1st June 2004 11:05

Am not a Mac user (can't get used to the one mouse button thing) but for those that are, this may be useful. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/05/28/mac_bug_mishandled/ Dominic...

Re: FN-FORUM: Grrrr..... bl**dy banks

date posted 1st June 2004 11:05

HSBC is instant account to account within HSBC or First Direct. When I worked with a big grant aided company, they used to let the bank take money from the account at 5.30pm, use it overnight on the...

Re: FN-FORUM: image - size of an elephant

date posted 1st June 2004 11:03

Tony Wrote> If I've read you correctly this time I think we agree totally. Bugger. I love a good argument *cough* sorry........debate!...

FN-FORUM: Long shot, but.. anyone know Notes?

date posted 1st June 2004 11:03

Just pondering a Lotus Notes (R5) problem I came across the other week at a clients, which has me slightly.. stumped :) Basically, everything was going swimmingly, right up until everything switched...

RE: FN-FORUM: image - size of an elephant

date posted 1st June 2004 11:01

Perfect - now what to do about the 30 day trial... mmm Mike a brilliant little app for finding out what's on telly/radio: > http://www.digiguide.com/ > > Never buy another listings mag again. > >...

Re: FN-FORUM: image - size of an elephant

date posted 1st June 2004 11:01

At 11:07 on Tuesday, 01 Jun 2004, Dan Cook wrote: > However I fervently disagree with many > of your views, particually on design and accessibiliy Are you sure you know what my views are? to restate...

Re: FN-FORUM: image - size of an elephant

date posted 1st June 2004 11:01

Just to clear up on the Odean site issue - I think both versions are equally crap, but perhaps in different ways (although both have bad design). ----- Original Message ----- From: "Tony Crockford" [...

Re: FN-FORUM: image - size of an elephant

date posted 1st June 2004 10:57

At 11:07 on Tuesday, 01 Jun 2004, Dan Cook wrote: > You might want to consider that design is about a marraige of form and > function. The two are intrinsically linked. It has fuck all to do with > '...

Re: FN-FORUM: Prince2 any good ?

date posted 1st June 2004 10:56

On 1 Jun 2004 10:10:23 -0000, Jason Bell wrote: > All depends on the organisation willing to adopt it. > > If you are in a place where a project is going to go ahead > regardless of whether the busine...

RE: FN-FORUM: image - size of an elephant

date posted 1st June 2004 10:45

I think the conflict here arises from what we are talking about when we refer to a website. If it is a site where 90% of visitors are new visitors and these visitors need to be 'sold' to then certain...

Re: FN-FORUM: Prince2 any good ?

date posted 1st June 2004 10:44

All depends on the organisation willing to adopt it. If you are in a place where a project is going to go ahead regardless of whether the business case is worth a dime or not, then you are wasting yo...

Re: FN-FORUM: image - size of an elephant

date posted 1st June 2004 10:42

Not shortsighted at all Tony. It's a well informed view and one that I've come to over a number of years, not minutes. You might want to consider that design is about a marraige of form and function....

RE: FN-FORUM: Grrrr..... bl**dy banks

date posted 1st June 2004 10:39

and here's another thing to watch - I've found that they'll take money out of your account on a Saturday to meet a standing order/direct debit payment not due until the Monday! On one occasion leaving...

Re: FN-FORUM: Grrrr..... bl**dy banks

date posted 1st June 2004 10:35

At 10:50 on Tuesday, 01 Jun 2004, Dominic Allkins wrote: > > Why, oh why should an electronic fund transfer from one bank account to > another take so long. > > It's all electronic between two accou...

Re: FN-FORUM: Prince2 any good ?

date posted 1st June 2004 10:31

Matt Burns wrote: > > ken mcewan wrote: > >> Anyone got any comments, knowledge of working with Prince2 >> remember a few comments a year or so ago.... > > > He'll never have the kudos he had bef...

Re: FN-FORUM: OT - hades the walking wounded...

date posted 1st June 2004 10:31

Aaron Brailsford wrote: > On Tue, Jun 01, 2004 at 09:32:39AM -0000, Andy Bloice wrote: > >>http://www.jjas-it.co.uk/Dogpaw/ > > > Awwww.. doggie.. > > But seriously, Andy.. Pink carpet? What were...

Re: FN-FORUM: Grrrr..... bl**dy banks

date posted 1st June 2004 10:29

On Tue, Jun 01, 2004 at 09:50:16AM -0000, Dominic Allkins wrote: > It annoys me so much that they keep the money 'in limbo' for 4 days, > earning interest on it while between my two accouts I see noth...

Re: FN-FORUM: image - size of an elephant

date posted 1st June 2004 10:29

Paul J White wrote: > I'm afraid Digiguide doesn't condone such activities, but it's a > brilliant little app for finding out what's on telly/radio: > http://www.digiguide.com/ > > Never buy anothe...

FN-FORUM: Grrrr..... bl**dy banks

date posted 1st June 2004 10:25

Why, oh why should an electronic fund transfer from one bank account to another take so long. It's all electronic between two accounts managed at the same branch and still it takes four days. Not...

Re: FN-FORUM: image - size of an elephant

date posted 1st June 2004 10:23

Dan Norcott wrote: If I want to know what's on TV > tonight, I don't need to have a flash movie of a man beating off a dog > to entertain me as I do. I'm afraid Digiguide doesn't condone such activ...

Re: FN-FORUM: Prince2 any good ?

date posted 1st June 2004 10:20

ken mcewan wrote: > Anyone got any comments, knowledge of working with Prince2 > remember a few comments a year or so ago.... He'll never have the kudos he had before changing his name to "Symbol"....

FN-FORUM: Yet more stats......

date posted 1st June 2004 10:19

Good link to some recent stats on technology in use, webservers= etc for people who like these things..... http://www.securityspace.com/s_survey/data/man.200405/techpen.htm=...

Re: FN-FORUM: OT - hades the walking wounded...

date posted 1st June 2004 10:18

On Tue, Jun 01, 2004 at 09:32:39AM -0000, Andy Bloice wrote: > http://www.jjas-it.co.uk/Dogpaw/ Awwww.. doggie.. But seriously, Andy.. Pink carpet? What were you thinking? ;) A....

Re: FN-FORUM: image - size of an elephant

date posted 1st June 2004 10:12

At 10:07 on Tuesday, 01 Jun 2004, Dan Cook wrote: > A site that has poor visuals is shit. Period. No matter how good the > backend > is. Bit shortsighted view[1] that, especially if you're visuall...

Re: FN-FORUM: image - size of an elephant

date posted 1st June 2004 10:08

On Tue, Jun 01, 2004 at 09:21:52AM -0000, Dan Norcott wrote: > tonight, I don't need to have a flash movie of a man beating off a dog > to entertain me as I do. Now there was an insight into your...

FN-FORUM: OT - hades the walking wounded...

date posted 1st June 2004 10:07

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RE: FN-FORUM: image - size of an elephant

date posted 1st June 2004 10:06

On 01 June 2004 10:20 Karl Bunyan wrote: > Where does Google stand on that scale? > > > A site that has poor visuals is shit. Period. No matter how > good the > > backend is. Shit-hot ;) Richard...

FN-FORUM: Prince2 any good ?

date posted 1st June 2004 10:06

Hi, Hope everyone had a good bank holiday ? Anyone got any comments, knowledge of working with Prince2 remember a few comments a year or so ago.... Got the option of being paid for a job with a tra...

Re: FN-FORUM: image - size of an elephant

date posted 1st June 2004 09:56

Mike wrote: > Bolloxs - abs bollox > > "Look that flowers shit - it doesnt look pretty" > > and its relative > > Mike Hear hear. A site that has poor visuals has poor visuals, and that's about i...

RE: FN-FORUM: image - size of an elephant

date posted 1st June 2004 09:54

Where does Google stand on that scale? > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL REMOVED] [EMAIL REMOVED] On > Behalf Of Dan Cook > Sent: 01 June 2004 10:07 > To: FN-FORUM / [EMAIL REMOVED] > Subj...

RE: FN-FORUM: image - size of an elephant

date posted 1st June 2004 09:52

Bolloxs - abs bollox "Look that flowers shit - it doesnt look pretty" and its relative Mike Dan Cook wrote: > A site that has poor visuals is shit. Period. No matter how good > the backend > i...

RE: FN-FORUM: xslt looping help

date posted 1st June 2004 09:51

brill!!! thanks guys that worked a treat! -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL REMOVED] [EMAIL REMOVED] Behalf Of nick b Sent: 01 June 2004 10:07 To: FN-FORUM / [EMAIL REMOVED] Subject: Re: FN-FOR...

Re: FN-FORUM: My idea for a game show.

date posted 1st June 2004 09:49

Richard Harfst wrote: >>I aimed it at Java developers but the guts of it can be >>transfered to any technology or web site. >> >>http://jasonbell.blog-city.com/read/632540.htm > > > What about "He...

Re: FN-FORUM: xslt looping help

date posted 1st June 2004 09:46

Rob Garbutt wrote: > whats the best way to loop through the following using xslt to print it out? > > > 100 > 200 > 300 > 400 > 500...

Re: FN-FORUM: xslt looping help

date posted 1st June 2004 09:43

Rob Garbutt wrote: > Hi all, > > whats the best way to loop through the following using xslt to print it out? > > > 100 > 200 > 300 > 400 >...

Re: FN-FORUM: image - size of an elephant

date posted 1st June 2004 09:42

A site that has poor visuals is shit. Period. No matter how good the backend is. ----- Original Message ----- From: "Mike" [EMAIL REMOVED] To: [EMAIL REMOVED] Sent: Monday, May 31, 2004 9:41 PM Subje...

Re: FN-FORUM: xslt looping help

date posted 1st June 2004 09:42

Rob Garbutt wrote: >I've tried:- > > > > > >but that doesn't seem to work. any ideas? > > I think the problem here is your context : by using the...

Re: FN-FORUM: USB port doubler

date posted 1st June 2004 09:40

Tony Crockford wrote: > > Anyone know where I could buy a cheap USB port doubler? > > father in law wants both camera cables connected at the same time (he > has two digital cameras.) > > cheape...

FN-FORUM: RE: Javascript wierdness

date posted 1st June 2004 09:34

> Now, here's the wierder part. The same code is running on an external server > or the client to test and etc, and Mozilla has no problems with the > javascript even with the comments, so it look...

FN-FORUM: xslt looping help

date posted 1st June 2004 09:27

Hi all, whats the best way to loop through the following using xslt to print it out? 100 200 300 400 500 I've t...

Re: FN-FORUM: bt click - switch to yahoo, turn off pop access

date posted 1st June 2004 09:16

Tony Crockford wrote: > > mean spirited bt have just locked up my father-in-laws email. he's on > dial up. > > they closed his talk21 account, moved him to an online only yahoo account. > > tot...

Re: FN-FORUM: Open email attachments with Macfee Security Suite

date posted 1st June 2004 09:02

ken mcewan wrote: > Can anyone using Macfee Internet Security Suite tell me how > to allow it to open Email attachments ? > > Got a client using it and need to send them an Outlook Express > account...

RE: FN-FORUM: Server.transfer / server.execute etc

date posted 1st June 2004 08:35

OK cheers Norman - did it using Else Server.execute("error.asp") Error.asp contains the standard IIS 404 page content and error.asp enables me to set Perfect - was having trouble with Slurp index...

RE: FN-FORUM: Server.transfer / server.execute etc

date posted 1st June 2004 08:24

Hi Mike Yep Norman -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL REMOVED] [EMAIL REMOVED] On Behalf Of Mike Sent: 01 June 2004 08:46 To: FN-FORUM / [EMAIL REMOVED] Subject: RE: FN-FORUM: Server.transfer...

RE: FN-FORUM: Server.transfer / server.execute etc

date posted 1st June 2004 08:21

AH ok... using response.write inside 404.asp? Is that what you mean? Mike > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL REMOVED] [EMAIL REMOVED] Behalf Of Norman > Beresford > Sent: 01 June 2004 09...

RE: FN-FORUM: Server.transfer / server.execute etc

date posted 1st June 2004 08:15

Hi Mike I assume your existing 404 page is using ASP, so why not just extend that to handle true 404 errors. So you don't use 404b.htm at all. Norman -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL REMOVE...

RE: FN-FORUM: Google danced

date posted 1st June 2004 08:02

PR and backlinks updating - no changes in SERPS though Mike > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL REMOVED] [EMAIL REMOVED] Behalf Of Tony > Crockford > Sent: 01 June 2004 08:46 > To: FN-FORU...

RE: FN-FORUM: Server.transfer / server.execute etc

date posted 1st June 2004 08:02

Hi Mike > > Why not extend your code on the 404 page to check if a page exists. If > it doesn't then run the code that you had in your 404b, but have now > moved into your 404, otherwise run your...

RE: FN-FORUM: Server.transfer / server.execute etc

date posted 1st June 2004 07:59

Can I write out my own headers using a .htm page? Mike > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL REMOVED] [EMAIL REMOVED] Behalf Of Andy > Macnaughton-Jones > Sent: 01 June 2004 00:20 > To: FN-F...

RE: FN-FORUM: Server.transfer / server.execute etc

date posted 1st June 2004 07:40

Hi Mike Why not extend your code on the 404 page to check if a page exists. If it doesn't then run the code that you had in your 404b, but have now moved into your 404, otherwise run your old 404 co...

FN-FORUM: Google danced

date posted 1st June 2004 07:20

http://www.internet-marketing-research.net/forums/ftopic9068.html http://www.seochat.com/googledance/...

RE: FN-FORUM: My idea for a game show.

date posted 1st June 2004 01:20

> I aimed it at Java developers but the guts of it can be > transfered to any technology or web site. > > http://jasonbell.blog-city.com/read/632540.htm What about "Hell's Cubicle" - Gordon Ramsey...

RE: FN-FORUM: My idea for a game show.

date posted 1st June 2004 00:59

> I aimed it at Java developers but the guts of it can be > transfered to any technology or web site. > > http://jasonbell.blog-city.com/read/632540.htm What a great idea! - given the fragile ego o...

RE: FN-FORUM: bt click - switch to yahoo, turn off pop access

date posted 1st June 2004 00:44

> At 20:05 on Monday, 31 May 2004, Darren Foster wrote: > > > > > > > Tony wrote ...... > > > > (and now me, by asociation) to get...... > > > I didn't write that... > > my cat did. Com...



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