Re: FN-FORUM: Microsoft trying it on again...

date posted 10th January 2005 21:03

On Monday 10 Jan 2005 8:53 pm, Dave Edwards wrote:
> On 10 Jan 2005 18:39:24 -0000, Dom Latter [EMAIL REMOVED] wrot=
e:
> > On Monday 10 Jan 2005 12:49 pm, Damon Birch wrote:
> > > Has anyone else tried the MS Anti-Spyware software?
> >
> > It's time for a new line on the old "if Microsoft built cars" gag...
> >
> > ...the cars would catch fire regularly and Microsoft's fix would
> > be to develop a fire extinguisher.
>
> ... which would leak ;-)

I'm wrong, of course. Microsoft would *buy* a fire extinguisher manufact=
urer,
and then start giving them away free, along with the weekly CO2 top-ups,
thereby driving all the other fire extinguisher manufacturers to the wall=
=2E

Then they'd start charging for the CO2 top-ups.

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