FN-FORUM: Fw: [OT] Beer study

date posted 11th August 2005 09:24

> Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
>
> Yesterday, University scientists released the results of a recent
> analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
>
> The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
> phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
>
> To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1
> hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
>
> 1) Gained weight.
> 2) Talked excessively without making sense.
> 3) Became overly emotional.
> 4) Couldn't drive.
> 5) Failed to think rationally.
> 6) Argued over nothing.
> 7) Had to sit down while urinating.
> 8) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
>
> No further testing was considered necessary.