Freelancers Network
 
skill list top cap
Homepage
Join the Freelancer's Network
Update your details
Find a freelancer
Post a project
Find a project
Projects Archive
Post a job
Find a job
Jobs Archive
See Dan's Pages
See Andy's Pages
Link to this site
Resources
Join/Leave Forum
Forum Messages
+Additions+ Adverts
Advertising
Contact Us
Subscribe to our newsletter - enter your email address and hit return
Freelancers.net is owned and operated by Andy Stowell and Dan Winchester
skill list end cap
guru web hostcom

Find me again on Freelancers.net

RE: Re: FN-FORUM: Bit quiet today, so I'll abuse the system

date posted 5th February 2007 15:39

What about a distributed swallow system, using the power of other nearby swallows while they're idle? Obviously you could multi-thread the coconut to the distributed swallows to ease the load...


>Swallows carrying coconuts is just silly. The power to weight ratio would
>make it impossible - even under Linux.
>
>--
>Dominic Raywood
>Rubicon Computer Services Limited
>W: http://rubiconcsl.com
>E: [EMAIL REMOVED]
>T: 08456 521 561 (+44 1823 698420)
>F: 08456 521 561 (+44 1823 690169)
>M: 07050 204998 (+44 7811 252573)
>
>>
>> Adam Reynolds wrote:
>>>
>>> African or European?
>>>
>>> Dominic Raywood wrote:
>>>> Just wondering (you can tell its quiet today) how much wood a woodchuck
>>>> can chuck, if indeed a woodchuck could chuck wood (which
>>>> incidentally, I'm
>>>> not totally convinced it can)?
>>>>
>>>> I've been told its 7.2 metric tonnes an hour.
>>>>
>>>> Also, would it chuck more wood if it was running on Windows or Linux :)
>>>>
>>>> P.S. if you have no sense of humour, you don't have to reply with an
>>>> insult. But feel free to if you simply can't help yourself.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>> I think That's Swallow's carrying coconuts!!
>> A woodchuck would chuck more wood running linux. running Windows, it
>> might work for the first hour or so, then freeze with a blue screen of
>> death :)
>>
>> --
>> Freelancers, contractors earn more with Prosperity4
>> Call 0870 870 4414 or visit www.prosperity4.com
>> and benefit from Inland Revenue approved expenses today.
>>
>> To advertise here: http://www.freelancers.net/advertising.html
>>
>>
>--
>Freelancers, contractors earn more with Prosperity4
>Call 0870 870 4414 or visit www.prosperity4.com
>and benefit from Inland Revenue approved expenses today.
>
>To advertise here: http://www.freelancers.net/advertising.html
>
>



Messages by Day
February 28th 2007
February 27th 2007
February 26th 2007
February 25th 2007
February 24th 2007
February 23rd 2007
February 22nd 2007
February 21st 2007
February 20th 2007
February 19th 2007
February 18th 2007
February 17th 2007
February 16th 2007
February 15th 2007
February 14th 2007
February 13th 2007
February 12th 2007
February 11th 2007
February 10th 2007
February 9th 2007
February 8th 2007
February 7th 2007
February 6th 2007
February 5th 2007
February 4th 2007
February 3rd 2007
February 2nd 2007
February 1st 2007


Messages by Month
December 2007
November 2007
October 2007
September 2007
August 2007
July 2007
June 2007
May 2007
April 2007
March 2007
February 2007
January 2007


Messages by Year
2008
2007
2006
2005
2004
2003
2002
2001
2000